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The 35-year-old woman was getting off “Mission: Space” when she fell about 8:30 p.m. Monday, Deputy Chief Bo Jones of the Reedy Creek Fire Department told the Orlando Sentinel.

In a related story, a 14 year old boy had a fantasy about Pamela Anderson, and a can of whip cream following the same ride on Mission: Space.

This is what the world of 24hr journalism has brought us — baseless stories about mundane human events that are given extraordinary coverage in an attempt to create news.

Serious journalist, if they still exist, should be doing everything in their power to squash this type of reporting before it marginalizes their entire profession.

FOX Sports - More Sports - LeMond says Lance forced him to testify

Geez! Does anyone even care about these stories outside of France? I am sick of reading about them. It is the same old people with the same old axes to grind. Why do these “legitimate” news organizations continue to run with this crap?

Cell phone signals excite brain: study - Yahoo! News

“It should be argued that long-lasting and repeated exposure to EMFs (electromagnetic frequencies) linked with intense use of cellular phones in daily life might be harmful or beneficial in brain-diseased subjects,” they wrote.

It is amazing that people get grants to conduct research that enlightens us all with such ground-breaking conclusions.

I have a study that shows that prolonged exposure to gamma ray radiation might cause grotesque metamorphosis into a green hulking monster. Can I have a grant to further explore this line of study?

Tiger Woods’ agent issued an apology Friday for the golf star calling himself a “spaz” after the Masters last week.

I’d like to know who the moron was that told Tiger that he needed to apologize for this comment! What in the hell are we coming to? Can we acknowledge that every sentence can offend someone and move on!

For the record, I’m not sorry if something I say in this blog offends you. Don’t read the freaking blog or go lock yourself in a bunker. Living in America means that you are going to be offended. If someone is attempting to offend that is another thing altogether, but if they make an innocent comment that offends then deal with it. Either way we need to get some thicker skin or check our freedoms at the door.

Serenity now!

“The bottom line was, white people own everything,” Chappelle said, “and where can a black person go and be himself or say something that’s familiar to him and not have to explain or apologize?”

If only I had a race card to play every time I did something stupid I really didn’t have a legitimate explanation for I would have an easy, easy life. Hey, David! Here is a word of advice for you. You are pissed because you have a boss. Well, guess what? Even if you take your show over to BET you are still going to have a boss and you still aren’t going to have complete freedom to do anything that you like. Stop whining like a little baby, take your millions of dollars and get your ass back to work.

WASHINGTON - President Bush declassified sensitive intelligence in 2003 and authorized its public disclosure to rebut Iraq war critics, but he did not specifically direct that Vice President Dick Cheney’s former chief of staff, I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby, be the one to disseminate the information, an attorney knowledgeable about the case said Saturday.

The press is all over this latest witch hunt. Bush should be ashamed of the fact that he declassified material in order to support his position, but characterizing this as some kind of approval to reveal Plame’s identity is ludicrous.

Well, it has been a long time in coming but the Instapendent is back! I had hosting issues galore which finally caused me to make a switch. I went from HostOncee to HostGator. What a big difference a few characters can make! HostGator is the best hosting company that I have ever worked with. They have fabulous support, tools and service. HostOnce? Don’t make my mistake. Bad service, support and tools. You have been warned.